The MadScience store has moved

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The MadScience store, William region

The MadScience main store, along with the Moody Clinic, has relocated to the William region. Our benificent LandMistress in Narcolepsy, Darien Caldwell, is shutting down her land business. Due to the recent plague of server issues and what she feels is an inability to serve her customers adequately in the face of a fundamentally broken infrastructure, Darien is throwing up her hands in disgust. Hopefully she'll be sending a diplomatically scathing letter to our virtual overlords. While we at MadScience haven't lost all our faith (though reserves are at a critical low), we support Darien's decision to protest the situation with the only action that the management may really notice: revenue denial. We support Darien in her sincere flip of the bird to those who manage this imaginary world, and are glad she's choosing to remain a citizen of it.

As for our pursuits, we've planted stakes in the lovely island region of William, run by our dear friends Coyote Momiji and Fatz Scheflo. Our new location promises to be as welcoming as Narcolepsy. We have more space, more prim allowance, and we plan to carry on as before. The new Moody Clinic is ready as of this writing, and Nurse Affinity is doing sincere research on how to draw all you depraved individuals to her clutch-- I mean, draw you into helpful therapy sessions.

Meanwhile, you may enjoy seeing photos of the demolition of the Narcolepsy store.


NarcoDemo - Airborne from region center

The Impulsion 01

Monday, May 12, 2008



MadScience Laboratories presents the Impulsion 01, a new innovation in the field of induced pleasure. The Impulsion is a mechanical forced-stimulation device offering a comprehensive suite of features: positioning; restraint; anterior and posterior penetration; speed regulation, size adjustment, and stimulation system compatibility. The Impulsion 01 features twin independent shaft-driven movement, powered by an isolated nuclear microcore offering a generational energy supply, and only 33% estimated risk of critical accident. While MadScience Laboratories guarantees that the Impulsion will be compatible with any use, from recreational self-stimulation to harsh punishment, we must caution our users that the Impulsion has not been evaluated as a treatment for any sexual dysfunction. Under no circumstances should the Impulsion be used alone, or without a qualified operator present. Visit the MadScience Laboratories main store in Narcolepsy for a preview of this device, which we believe to be the highest quality fucking machine in the virtual world.



 
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