Monday, May 12, 2008
MadScience Laboratories presents the Impulsion 01, a new innovation in the field of induced pleasure. The Impulsion is a mechanical forced-stimulation device offering a comprehensive suite of features: positioning; restraint; anterior and posterior penetration; speed regulation, size adjustment, and stimulation system compatibility. The Impulsion 01 features twin independent shaft-driven movement, powered by an isolated nuclear microcore offering a generational energy supply, and only 33% estimated risk of critical accident. While MadScience Laboratories guarantees that the Impulsion will be compatible with any use, from recreational self-stimulation to harsh punishment, we must caution our users that the Impulsion has not been evaluated as a treatment for any sexual dysfunction. Under no circumstances should the Impulsion be used alone, or without a qualified operator present. Visit the MadScience Laboratories main store in Narcolepsy for a preview of this device, which we believe to be the highest quality fucking machine in the virtual world.
